You’ve smashed your ride, your legs are shot, and your bike looks like it’s been through a warzone. Before you rack it and call it a day, give it the post-ride love it deserves. A proper clean-protect-lube routine takes minutes but keeps your bike performing smoother, lasting longer, and looking factory fresh. Here’s how to nail it, Muc‑Off style.
Step 1: Cool Down and Refuel
Start with you. Hydrate, stretch, grab a snack—whatever your recovery ritual looks like. Once you’re sorted, it’s time to take care of your trusty steed. The better you treat it now, the less work you’ll do later.
Step 2: Clean – Blast, Wash, and Rinse
The golden rule: never leave mud to dry. Start by blasting off the heavy grime with your weapon of choice. The Muc‑Off Pressure Washer Bundle is perfect for at-home cleaning giving you the ideal pressure to strip off dirt without damaging seals, bearings, or paintwork. For life on the road or at the trailhead, the Muc‑Off Mobile Pressure Washer packs the same punch in a portable, battery-powered setup. No power source? No problem.
Once the big stuff’s gone, reach for the pink legend: Muc‑Off Nano Tech Bike Cleaner. It’s biodegradable, safe on every surface, and powered by our state-of-the-art Nano Tech formula that breaks down dirt at the microscopic level. Spray it on, let it sit, and watch it melt away the remaining grime, grease, and whatever else your last ride threw at you.
Step 3: Protect – Drive Out Moisture and Defend Against Corrosion
This is the most overlooked part of any clean. Even after rinsing, moisture lurks in your drivetrain, bolts, and frame joints—and that’s where corrosion starts. Muc‑Off Bike Protect drives out hidden water and leaves behind a thin, anti-corrosion film that keeps everything smooth and rust-free. It’s your essential post-wash armour.
If you want long-term coverage, step it up with the Ceramic Protection Kit. It uses nano-ceramic technology to create a hydrophobic coating that repels water, dirt, and grime for up to two years—perfect for high-end builds and riders who want next-level defence.
To finish, add some flair with Silicon Shine. It restores colour, adds a silky gloss, and reduces friction on suspension stanchions and seatposts. Bonus: it makes mud slide right off on your next ride. If your bike’s stored in damp conditions or you’re dealing with winter road salt, give it an extra coat with HCB‑1—our heavy-duty anti-corrosion spray that sticks like armour.
Step 4: Lube – Keep It Smooth
Once your bike’s clean and protected, the last step is keeping it fast and friction-free. Start by degreasing with Bio Drivetrain Cleaner or pair it with the X‑3 Dirty Chain Machine. Then choose your chain lube depending on conditions and performance goals:
- Bio Dry Lube – For dry, dusty days. Clean, efficient, and quick to apply.
- Bio Wet Lube – Designed for muddy, wet conditions where durability matters.
- C3 Ceramic Dry Lube or C3 Ceramic Wet Lube – For serious mileage and long-lasting protection, infused with ceramic particles for ultra-low friction.
- Ludicrous Lube – The pinnacle of chain performance. Race-proven, lightning-fast, and used by the world’s best teams.
Apply evenly across the chain, spin the cranks a few times, and wipe away excess. Whether you’re a weekend warrior or a race-day regular, a well-lubed drivetrain is faster, quieter, and way more efficient.
Step 5: Quick Inspection
Now’s the best time to give your bike a once-over. Check your brake pads, tyres, and bolts, and look for any unusual wear or noise. A few seconds here saves hours of frustration later. Keeping an eye on your gear when it’s clean makes spotting issues much easier.
Step 6: Store It Right
Store your bike in a dry, ventilated place and keep it off damp floors if possible. Avoid direct sunlight that can fade paint or damage rubber over time. If you’re parking it up for a while, drop the tyre pressure slightly and top up your protective coatings—especially if winter moisture or salty air is on the cards.
Ready for the Next Send
There it is—the ultimate post-ride ritual. Clean, protect, lube, and store. Whether you’re rinsing down at home with the Muc‑Off Pressure Washer Bundle or hosing off trailside with the Mobile Pressure Washer, this simple routine keeps your bike dialled and your stoke levels high.
Clean it. Protect it. Lube it. Send it again.
